Topic: Once upon a time, there was a duck.

Once upon a time, there was a duck.

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Said Duck was incredibly depressed.

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His parents were going through a divorce.

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You see, Duckly John, as his name was, unwittingly caused this divorce.

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Duckly John ran away. This caused his parents to be so depressed that they kept fighting that eventually led to their divorce.

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he felt really bad about it so he tried to get them back together.

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He came forward in his depressed form, offering them baskets of grapes. He always loved grapes, and thought they might appreciate them as well.

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They said they hated grapes and they wanted lemonade.

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Duckly screamed in anger, throwing the grapes to the floor. He angrily stomped off, saying to them: "I will create the worlds best lemonade! And it will have grapes in it! I swear by Quackzor, the god of all ducks, who is almighty!"

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so he left to the big city.

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And then he thought to himself, "what is good lemonade?"

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The big city was sprawling with ducks, vehicles, and towering buildings. He sighed, and rustled his feather. "Good lemonade..maybe..maybe it's not the taste, but the effort put into it!"

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he thought of many different kinds of fruit he has ever seen.

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He flew into the city excitedly, thinking of just how he could go about creating this lemonade. Should it even be lemonade? For all his parents knew, it was a metaphor! This was his chance to do something great!

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He thought about which fruit would make a good combination to make the best lemonade.

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He walked up to the lemonade stand and asked "hey do you have any grapes"

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"No, we only have lemonade. Would you like some?"

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but then he thought maybe it could be a energy drink or even a health drink.

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The tender almost cried when the duck walked away, throwing himself to the ground. He vowed revenge on the duck who denied his delicious lemonade. (He also vowed revenge on Stephen, who derailed the story.)

Re: Once upon a time, there was a duck.

http://www.acoustics.salford.ac.uk/acoustics_info/duck/media/festive_daisy.mp3